Fuck John Smoltz

Let's be clear. I think John Smoltz is an excellent pitcher who will one day be in the Hall of Fame. But why did he have to sign with the Red Sox the same day Trevor Hoffman signed with the Brewers? This single action has deprived us all of innumerable ludicrous articles written by journalists across the nation. With the Smoltz signing happening on the same day, even Michael Hunt seemed semi-rational in his writings. And really, in these dark days of winter, insane Michael Hunt articles are all I have going for me. That, and a baseball blog that nobody reads. Next time, John, please be a little bit more considerate of the needs of KP and the Just a Bit Outside Crew.